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No Coffee for an Entire Year
It was after waiting on hold for two hours and being transferred to three different call centers that I unleashed a tirade of frustration...
Nov 21, 20204 min read


My Biggest Bruise
A funny story on a clumsy injury and the events after, leads to an opinion on image consent.
Oct 24, 20203 min read


The Beautiful Woman Alone at the Bar
Based on a true story, a conspiracy about how bars can scam patrons is told.
Oct 2, 20202 min read


My Fictional Animal the Fluffin Glow
My fictitious animal, described in a post.
Oct 2, 20202 min read


Too Truthful for Meditation Circle
This is why I'm not welcome in the yoga community.
Sep 11, 20203 min read


Accidental Sacrilege
While trying to be respectful, a series of errors leads to the absurd.
Aug 28, 20203 min read


Best Memories of Mrs. Kara Sparkles
This week's Fond Musings post is about a true lady who died on Wednesday. Mrs. Kara Sparkles you will be missed.
Aug 7, 20202 min read


Homemade vs Commercial Baby Formula
The massive differences between homemade and commercial baby formula are noticeable, but they are compared as equals often.
Jul 31, 20202 min read


Laid Out in the Office
It all goes down the drain when I try to solve an office conflict on my own.
Jul 17, 20203 min read


Three Men and a Hooker
A medical office has to deal with the aftermath of a multitude of bad decisions for a group of vacationing buddies.
Jul 10, 20203 min read


It's a Blessing to Have No Shared Thought
I question why anyone would want to know what someone else is thinking when talking to another person can be exhausting enough as it is.
Jul 10, 20203 min read


Simulation Theory and Google Ads My Lullabye
For better or for worse this is my theory on the simulation theory and life trajectory.
Jul 3, 20202 min read


Responsibilities to the Father
A pregnancy is not isolated to merely the mother and child, but how much say should her partner have on their health?
Jun 19, 20203 min read


Skin Flap in the Councilman's Pool
Based on a true story, this is the reason why I wasn't popular in my neighborhood when I was a kid.
Jun 12, 20203 min read


Malingering Stormtroopers and Employee Incentive Packages
This may explain a lot about why stormtroopers are so easy to take down.
Jun 12, 20204 min read


The Reluctant Dinner Party Guest Pie
This is how I deal with unwanted company.
Jun 12, 20202 min read


Time, Dogs, Us and God
A concept based on Christian ideology about why it could take so long for prayers to be answered.
Jun 5, 20202 min read


The Conspiracy Meow! Dog's Possible Origin Stories
Possible Conspiracy Meow! dog origins, but silly.
Apr 17, 20204 min read


Flip-Flops are Not Safe Footwear
There's a reason you don't see people in these when running a marathon.
Apr 17, 20205 min read


When Rude Begets Apathy
Being nice is harder than you think sometimes.
Apr 2, 20206 min read
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